I went to Starbucks and had some COFFEE AND CIGARETTES. Then I left and was like, “HEREGOESNOTHIN’!” It was then that I saw a HUMMINGBIRD and I JUST LAUGHed. It made me so HAPPY I was like, “Ahh! I CAN’T STAND IT” So once I left, I tripped and someone was asked, “DID IT HURT?” I laughed and replied, “Nah. I’m just LOSING IT.” As I walked away they said, “Don’t get into TROUBLE.” After that, I ran into JANE DOE. I was shocked, so I was like, “Oh wow! Remember THE PAST?” she replied with, “Yeah! In CALIFORNIA?” and I said, “Yes! Oh those were some BIGCITYDREAMS we had!” She then walked away from me and I remembered that I used to love her and I asked myself, “WHAT IS LOVE?” and thought… “Damn! SHE’S GOT STYLE!” Then I was like, buhhh, whatevever. THIS SHIT GETZ OLD, anyways. I went home and cracked open my PIGGY BANK and went to the store and bought a TRAMPOLINE. It was like… SWEET PERFECTION! Until I realized it had a hole it in. Yup. A hole. That’s THE LOUSY TRUTH. I got bored, so I thought about JANE DOE again and I got all LOVESICK. But at the end of that (& the end of the day), I sung a couple of Nevershoutnever songs and was in complete HARMONY!